The following contains MAJOR SPOILERS for the “Knight Of The Iguana” episode of NBC’s “Knight Rider. It’s not that this show is bad, really. It’s that it is so … standard … pedestrian … predictable … uninteresting that makes it hard to watch. Don’t get me wrong. I like the actors, the characters, the cars, the explosions, the skin … lots and lots of skin. It is what they do with all this that bores me. Here’s a good example. The episode opens with a dark headquarters, with Michael looking for “the enemy,” as KITT calls him. Michael pussyfoots around, looking for someone to shoot. Is it a double agent? Is it a bad guy with a nuclear warhead trying to destroy KITT? Is it an alien from outer space? No, it turns out to be Billy with a Super Soaker. The worst thing that happens …