I was talking to my counterpart there in your universe, who I like to call the "Mirror Michael Hinman," about how "Jericho" ended its run Tuesday night. He says the show ended way too soon, and it was something he looked forward to watching each week. Well, in our alternate world here, "Jericho" has been running strong for nine seasons. In fact, CBS made an expanded order this year of 35 episodes because families just can't enough of "Jericho." Me, I'm not that big of a "Jericho" fan. Dropping bombs on cities and killing millions of people, that's what I used to watch in Saturday morning cartoons. It was very similar to a story point in one of my favorite cartoons in the 1980s called "Gargamel." I don't know if you had that cartoon in your universe or not, but the cartoon centers ...